Best Line Ever
And I forgot about the funniest lines I heard all night. Went to Pug Uglies to start off the night on 3rd ave and 20th. It's a divey bar with shuffle board. There was this crazy woman that kept talking to all of us and she was very passionate about each and every one of us. i.e. told my coworker she's destined for something bigger (she is..), my other coworker that if she were a lesbian, she'd keep her and make sure she lived well, told me she knew I had designed jewelry (I have). And so we all thought she had some interesting insight into our souls and future. Until I asked my extremely mild-mannered, soft spoken, kind coworker what she said about him.
He responds, completely deadpanned, "She said I come from a long line of gangsters."