I work in the same building as a famous fashion designer and right before the fashion shows, our office has the pleasure of taking the elevator with beautiful, mostly Eastern European Amazonian women. Today, in walks a "famous model" (from Canada, blond and not Amazonian).. and she knocks my coworker with her folded, wet umbrella. My coworker scolds her and tells her to put it away. Then the model asks if there's a 15th floor, to which I reply she's probably looking for the 9th. And she proceeds to ask someone closer to the bottoms to push them for her. Then eventually it's only me, my two coworkers and the famous model. I awkwardly tell them a funny story and the model laughs along with them.
Awesome. I love. My Life.