I Shared a Subway Pole With..
So, um, how do I say this? Er.. it's quite possible I may have shared a subway pole on the uptown 4 train with no other than Ron Jeremy. Okay, I can't be entirely certain. I don't really know what the guy looks like, only briefly saw him in spoofs, etc. but either way, made sure my hand didn't touch the pole. Wait, how much would it suck to be the guy who has an uncanny facial resemblance to Ron Jeremy but not actually be him. And so, I ponder.