Mid-Western Passive Aggression
My friend was at least amused by this story. Yesterday, we flew on a very small plane and were in the front seat, making bag storage nearly impossible. So I went to the seat behind me and tried to stuff my bag under my own seat. A nice "looking" man says to me loudly as he approaches the seat, "That isn't your seat is it?" I meekly reply, "No." And he snaps, "I didn't think so."
I simple, "Lady, get the hell out of my seat," would have sufficed.